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Brain Farts was a weekly humor column that ran in the Louisville Eccentric Observer from mid-2000 until the summer of 2002. It was, well, eccentric. And occasionally satirical. And sardonic. Some liked it, some hated it; some just didn't get it, and that's OK. There were times when I didn't get it either. I've compiled here some of the archives from Brain Farts for the enjoyment of friends, family and anyone else who happens by. I also have written some new Brain Farts, and added some links and other trivialities that you shouldn't be too concerned with.

Unless you're as bored as I am.

 

 

The Very First Brain Fart

Oct. 11, 2000: Two Games and a Cloud of Muck

Oct. 17, 2000: Dinner in Hell

Oct. 25, 2000: And the Winner Is ...

Nov. 1, 2000: A Bone to Pick

Nov. 8, 2000: 2:43 a.m. Pizza Dream

Nov. 15, 2000: Tongue Wars

Nov. 22, 2000: The Obvious Answer

Nov. 29, 2000: 'Tis Not the Season

Dec. 6, 2000: In His Image

Dec. 13, 2000: Christmas Traditions

Dec. 20, 2000: In His Own Words

Dec. 27, 2000: Idiots Are Taxpayers, Too

Jan. 10, 2001: The Party

Jan. 17, 2001: Pterodactyl Out, Ringo In

Jan. 24, 2001: A Very Special Brain Fart ...

Jan. 31, 2001: Whose Idea WAS That, Anyway?

Feb. 14, 2001: Things Heard at the Copy Machine

Feb. 21, 2001: Let's Give This Guy a Hand

Feb. 28, 2001: God Admits 'Beatles Were My Band'

March 7, 2001: Making the Divorce Easier

March 14, 2001: Death of a Funeral

March 21, 2001: Christmas of the Living Dead

March 28, 2001: Satan Retorts

April 4, 2001: Dogged Up

April 11, 2001: I Was Just Wondering ...

April 18, 2001: Pulp Hero, Episode 42

April 25, 2001: I Wanna Be Well
(Tribute to Joey Ramone)

May 2, 2001: Slander in the Grass

May 9, 2001: Voluminous Verbiage

May 16, 2001: Forward is Backward

May 23, 2001: God Says Scientists Are Idiots

May 30, 2001: The Latest Miracle Diet

June 6, 2001: Interview With a Cat

June 13, 2001: Hasta La Vista, Siesta

June 20, 2001: Good Riddance

June 27, 2001: Write Your Own Brain Fart

July 11, 2001: Yelling at No One

July 18, 2001: My Quest for Reality

July 25, 2001: Ancient is as Ancient Does

 

Aug. 1, 2001: Note to Self

Aug. 8, 2001: Bean Patrol

Aug. 15, 2001: Zzzzzz

Aug. 29, 2001: MIA

Sept. 5, 2001: Catcall Your Congressman

Sept. 12, 2001: Me, Myself and I

Sept. 19, 2001: Bringing Out the Worst

Sept. 26, 2001: Tit For Tat

Oct. 17, 2001: America Strikes Back

Oct. 24, 2001: All Bark?

Nov. 14, 2001: Getting My Goat

Nov. 21, 2001: After the Sound of the Beep

Dec. 5, 2001: How Dead Will YOU Be?

Dec. 12, 2001: Anything But the Bunny

Dec. 19, 2001: Bring It On, J. Lo

Dec. 26, 2001: Satan's Stocking Stuffers

Jan. 9, 2002: Strength is as Strength Does

Jan. 16, 2002: The First Porn Review

Jan. 23, 2002: Poo Cam

Jan. 30, 2002: Edited For General Audiences

Feb. 6, 2002: Much Ado About Inertia

Feb. 13, 2002: Complete This Sentence

Feb. 20, 2002: One For the Road

Feb. 27, 2002: Good Lord

March 6, 2002: Now Ear This

March 13, 2002: The Gift of Prophecy?

March 27, 2002: Whitewasher

April 3, 2002: Hollywood Boy

April 17, 2002: Bye-bye, Birdie

April 24, 2002: Lawyers Say the Darnedest Things

May 8, 2002: Postcard From the Couch

May 15, 2002: Power in Marketing

May 20, 2002: Time Should Be On Our Sides

June 5, 2002: Welcome to My Nightmare

June 12, 2002: See Ya Later

June 26, 2002: Dumb and Dumber