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Brain Farts was a weekly humor column that ran in the Louisville Eccentric Observer from mid-2000 until the summer of 2002. It was, well, eccentric. And occasionally satirical. And sardonic. Some liked it, some hated it; some just didn't get it, and that's OK. There were times when I didn't get it either. I've compiled here some of the archives from Brain Farts for the enjoyment of friends, family and anyone else who happens by. I also have written some new Brain Farts, and added some links and other trivialities that you shouldn't be too concerned with.
Unless you're as bored as I am.
May 20, 2008: Being Single (The Ballad of Frank)
March 30, 2008: What's So Damn Funny?
Feb. 17, 2008: Farewell to a Friend -- and My Machismo
Jan. 31, 2008: The Escalation of Pop-Culture Violence
Dec. 29, 2007: Is Louisville's Smoking Ban Unconstitutional?
Nov. 24, 2007: I Nearly Starved to Death in Cleveland
Sept. 27, 2007: Attack of the Garden Spiders
Aug. 26, 2007: The Fast Food Devolution
June 30, 2007: The Song Remains Insane
May 11, 2007: Just Say No to Ribs
April 7, 2007: Gas and Discretion
Feb. 24, 2007: Nearly a Brain Fart
Dec. 12, 2006, Laughter is the Best Bathroom Distraction
Nov. 15, 2006: Crap to Do on Thanksgiving Besides Sit Around and Eat Turkey
Oct. 21, 2006: Heather Mills Deserves a REAL Ass-Kicking
Oct. 14, 2006: Corporate Follies
Sept. 12, 2006: Steve Irwin Fans Take Revenge Against Evil Stingrays
August 19, 2006: Drooling Idiots Think Glob of Candy is Holy Symbol
August 10, 2006: Dog Slaughter in China Proof Living in U.S. Doesn't Suck Ass
August 2, 2006: Please Don't Feed the Homeless
July 8, 2006: Give Capitalist Pigs a Chance
July 1, 2006: NEWS FLASH: Brangelina's Baby Craps Itself
June 24, 2006: And I Hate P.R. Pukes, Too
June 14, 2006: Advertising Agencies Are Stupid
June 4, 2006: Psycho Clowns, Trade Shows and Porn Stars
April 21, 2006: Rubber-necking For Fun and Profit
March 31, 2006: Blood and Vomit in the U.K.
March 2, 2006: Of Mutant Mice and Medical Researchers With Too Much Time On Their Hands
Feb. 11, 2006: Brain Farts Press Release -- You Suck
Jan. 16, 2006: This is Not a Brain Fart
Dec. 16, 2005: Satan's Stocking Stuffers, Episode II
Nov. 8, 2005: Kirk Herbstreit is a Deity (And I Feel Fine)
Oct. 27, 2005: My Busy Hexagonal Day
Oct. 5, 2005: Brain Farts News Flash!
Sept. 14, 2005: The Tipping Point
August 30, 2005: Wait For the Beep ... Forever
July 15, 2005: A Pirate's Life For Me? Uh, No
June 30, 2005: Theoretically, I'm an Idiot
June 14, 2005: God Reacts to Jackson Acquittal
June 2, 2005: My Dream For the Future
May 17, 2005: Underwear is a Snap
April 4, 2005: The Numbing of America
March 28, 2005: Bringing Home Baby
March 14, 2005: Read Carefully ...
Feb. 2, 2005: 'X' Marks the Spot
Aug. 21, 2002: Ad Slogans We'll Never
See
(The Lost Brain Fart)
Nov., 2001: Pop Culture Gone
Horribly Awry
(Unedited and Previously Unpublished Version)
Dec., 2001: The Day Bingo Made My
Brain Explode
(Another Lost Brain Fart)
Jan., 2002: Dog Days of Winter
(Yet Another Lost Brain Fart)